Humor Seen any funny bumper stickers?

[kenholl]

I saw a totally equipped off-road vehicle today that had some funny bumper stickers.

What I saw-
(On the back window): "You can follow me, but it's going to hurt~"
(Side window-upside down): "If you can read this, please roll me over~"

I got a good chuckle out of both! I regret not walking around the truck to see what was on the other side window!

Have you got any favorites???
Should we make this thread a STICKY?

 

[BamaSixGun]

I saw one that simply just said, "BUMPER STICKER"

Another one I saw said, "My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honor Student"

 

[BIG JOE]

Have one on the back of our 5r that sez: Don't tell the Kids where you saw us.. Okay ??

On the other back corner, Another sez: When the kids wana know where the money went.. we'll show'm the Pictures & DVD's.

Related ? My Mom told me: She saw a Bumper Sticker that said: Honk If You Love Jesus !.. She Honked, The Lady driver gave her the "Finger".

 

[BamaSixGun]

I just thought of another one, it said, "If you don't stop tailgaiting me, I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

 

[Zookie400]

on a seriously built jeep i once saw:

"HUMMER RECOVERY VEHICLE"

 

[hheynow]

Another one I saw said, "My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honor Student"

There's a similar one out here:
"My border collie is smarter than your honor student"




This one put a smile on my face:
01-20-09!
So it's now on my truck.

 

[Scot]

We've all seen this one. "Out of a job yet? Keep buying foreign!" Not funny in most cases - but this was on a Nissan Altima.

 

[Tail_Gunner]

I saw one on the back of another diesel pickup that I'd like to have:

Back off or I'll soot you!!

 

[powerboatr]

funniest one i saw today was at wally world

it said
obama/biden
i about lost my lunch it was so funny

then as luck would have it...





she was behind us in line, while i was buying more ammo for the range

 

[Dogman]

Here is some fun ones..