anyone need a disabled vet

[powerboatr]

Layoffs are getting posted today
just lost 9 of my co-workers...... we only got 15 in my office

I am house trained, can read and write, spelling comes and goes

 

[hheynow]

Disabled Vet?

 

[TexasExcursion]

Layoffs are getting posted today
just lost 9 of my co-workers...... we only got 15 in my office

I am house trained, can read and write, spelling comes and goes

Were you among the six that left or the six that stayed?

 

[architect-builder]

Yes, but do you chase cars???? and can you lick your balls without falling off the couch???

Hang in there, were keeping our fingers crossed for you.

Barrett

 

[Hoss 350]

Yes, but do you chase cars???? and can you lick your balls without falling off the couch???

What a touching little tidbit of prose! Look out Shakespeare!!

Yeah, old timer, was you one of the lucky ones that stayed, or the unlucky ones that goed? If you ended up getting laid-off, then you have a chance to get back all that money you've paid into unemployment over the years. Beyond that, my dog isn't sick, so I don't need a vet!

Seriously, I hope all is well with you and yours. A guy like you won't look for work for long before he finds it. Your employer is a fool.

 

[rgdillon]

Layoffs are getting posted today
just lost 9 of my co-workers...... we only got 15 in my office

I am house trained, can read and write, spelling comes and goes

Yeah - but do you do windows?

J/J - hand in there or do like I did 20 years ago - said screw it and started my own business

Ron

 

[Tail_Gunner]

....I am house trained,.....

Probably true, but I suspect he may like dragging his butt across the living room carpet.

 

[W4RLR]

Yes, but do you chase cars???? and can you lick your balls without falling off the couch???

Hang in there, were keeping our fingers crossed for you.

Barrett

Which reminds me of the story...

As one drunk said to another drunk while observing a dog in the act of "cleansing his private parts".

Drunk 1: "You know, I've always wanted to do that!"
Drunk 2: "Uh uh! That dog will BITE you! He will BITE YOU!"

From one disabled vet to another Robert, whatever happens I'm sure will work out for the best. You have a lot of people on this forum in your corner. Good luck and keep us posted.

 

[Tail_Gunner]

As one drunk said to another drunk while observing a dog in the act of "cleansing his private parts".

Drunk 1: "You know, I've always wanted to do that!"
Drunk 2: "Uh uh! That dog will BITE you! He will BITE YOU!"

This was an audience question one time on an episode of "The Man Show":

Ques: "Why do dogs lick themselves?"

Ans: "Because they can!"

 

[powerboatr]

Gentleman and ...
I feel so much better this morning I laughed so hard i spit up a lung, (look out bryan)
I am 6 of the last mohicans, so far.......
the company that bought us out is having a big come say HI meeting during my lunch time...... wonder if they will pay me overtime for loosing my lunch

if i could lick said parts and sleep upside down, I would have never go married
i did get my shots so no butt dragging carpet cleaning here, but i bet it feels SO GOOD after a night of burritos and beer

hheynow, sorry for the abr. disabled vet= veteran of the armed forces, disbled while providing the blanket of freedom we all so cherish, crash landed one to many times..